For those purchasing deals from Groupon, please keep in mind that I work alone, so there are no couples massage.
I can't answer the phone and work at the same time. Sometimes I get behind on returning calls. There is no receptionist. Thankfully, only a very small number of people become enraged because their call is not answered nor a return call made within an hour. If that sort of immediacy is required, buy a voucher from a business with a staff and receptionist. Or go to one of the chain massage centers.
I only receive voice mail, not text messages, which is clearly stated on my outgoing message.
I don't have online scheduling, so if any offer to schedule online is shown on a site that I have no control over, please don't make an appointment.
I will not accept vouchers from other massage businesses.
I don't enforce expiration dates on vouchers.
Cash or checks only.